Melissa Gorga - Real Housewives Astrology Chart

The rise and fall of Melissa Gorga has taken us all for a ride. But the one thing that holds true is her birth chart.

The Real Housewife of New Jersey was born on March 21, 1979 in (where else?) Toms River, New Jersey.

This makes her an Aries! A 0 degree Aries, which means she has the purest form of Aries’ energy. So what does that look like? Well…

She can spark up any situation.

There is power. Will. A need to win or else burn everything to the ground.

Nothing will stand in her way.

They’re stressed to some degree at all times.

Honesty from apathy.

Above all, she needs a fight.

Aries has to have a battle. For Melissa, this likely takes form by fighting with Teresa. As long as she has a fight, she can use the gifts of Aries. If the fight isn’t worth fighting, then she ends up going in circles and holding herself back. Perhaps this fight was worth it at some point, but now it seems like Teresa is willing to grow and move on. And Melissa is not. After all, if she’ll have to find another fight, if this one ends. She’s comfortable sticking to what she knows.

Speaking of sticking with it, her moon is in Capricorn. She will never give up. She simply can’t. The Capricorn moon WORKS. They’ll go the long way to reach the pot of gold. And from the looks of it, she got what she wanted. Melissa is married to Joe Gorga, a man she somehow loves. She has money, fame, Envy, and a lifelong fight. What else could a girl ask for?

However, with her moon squaring her sun, her emotions and actions may not always sync up. It may be hard for her to access the truest and deepest desires in the moment. She probably does some things she needs to apologize for after emotions and actions reconvene.

But wait, you may be telling yourself, Melissa isn’t the firecracker of New Jersey. She isn’t typically the one storming into a room and yelling (but Jennifer; we love you for it). What happened to all of this energy? Is astrology real?

My response - Melissa’s Mars is in Pisces. This softens the power and will. It turns it from an outward battle to an inward all out war. There is a lot going on inside her heart and mind that we aren’t privy to. This combo is highly emotional, but again, we don’t always see it.

There is also a tendency for Melissa to stir the pot. Let’s go to the text:

MELISSA TELLING TERESA & THE GROUP ABOUT DANIELLE’S HAIR PULL

That’s an absolute Mars in Pisces move.

But there is a tremendous capacity for fighting the good fight. Maybe she can find a good fight?

Maybe.

Either way, the conjunction with the South Node makes her feel comfy, cozy with the status quo. She likes being a little more emotional. And a little more sneaky. The other option is to move towards her North Node.

Nestled in Virgo (along with her Saturn) the NN is asking her to do the good work. Find perfection in her life. Do the work that makes her happy. Edit out what isn’t. What should she devote herself to?

I think having another child is a serious consideration of hers for this reason.

But it’s hard to embrace the Virgo. It’s not what she is used to. Her Saturn is constantly asking her to what lengths is she willing to go. Will she work within certain limits? No? Just stick with the Real Housewives meddling? Honestly, fair.

She’s probably starting to navigate this area with some success. But as a kid, it must have sucked. All the criticizing of herself… and others. Virgo can be brutal. It tries to be perfect, but it can do so by tearing down. Being nice isn’t number one in Virgo’s list of considerations.

So there’s Liss. We don’t know what houses we’re working with, but she makes sense now - right?